How to Recover from a Night of Sin

It’s all fun and games until you find the 3 A.M. receipts from Cane’s.   You’re awake now. Kind of. Your entire system of organs is conspiring to lead a coup to overthrow you from your throne of power, and you’re kind of on their side, but aside from that, you’re awake now. On your…

Skintillatingly Haute

I’m sitting on my couch right now doing what I do and have always done best: watching Wimbledon. But not only that, I’m watching my absolute favorite player of them all: French heartthrob Gilles Simon. I’m particularly satisfied because not only do I have my iPad in my lap (absolutely necessary for an attention-deficient millennial like…

True Crime and Karate Kids

Originally written August 2015. So my entire month of July was comprised of matters of the True Crime Genre. I’m talking watching The Jinx three times (the first time, shaking next to Aparna and Kayla; the second, mingling in feelings of self-imposed torture while reliving the sick excitement with my parents on the couch; and the third,…